Quote by Jim Carrey:

Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground, you'll never hear the buffalo comin'!

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James Eugene Carrey is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, writer, and artist. He is known for his energetic slapstick performances. Carrey first gained recognition in America in 1990 after landing a recurring role in the sketch comedy television series In Living Color.

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