Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?
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We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart.
Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil’s workshop." And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
If it wasn't for the olives in his martinis, he'd starve to death!