Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?
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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math. Experts say we should have seen this coming, but nobody could put 2 and 2 together.
I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.