Quote by Eugene Mirman:


Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?

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Eugene Boris Mirman is a Russian-American comedian and writer known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated and Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers.

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