Quote by Eugene Mirman:

Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?

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Eugene Boris Mirman is a Russian-American comedian and writer known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated and Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers.

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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math. Experts say we should have seen this coming, but nobody could put 2 and 2 together.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.