Quote by Eugene Mirman:


You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?

Comedian
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Eugene Boris Mirman is a Russian-American comedian and writer known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated and Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers.

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