I could never have a threesome. This is not a threesome body. This is a turn off the lights body, leave your shirt on body - this is a tell nobody.
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Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
At least gays don’t kill babies before their due date.
I understand if you want to stay home and watch me on YouTube, but it’s like incest - you’re putting convenience over quality.