Quote by Felipe Esparza:

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

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Felipe Esparza is a Mexican-American stand-up comedian and actor. He began performing stand-up in 1994. He won Last Comic Standing in 2010. Esparza has hosted a weekly podcast called What's Up Fool? since 2014.

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Sorry folks, I'm a little hyped up, I was smoking a big, fat bag of crack right before the show, ahhh!

You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.

I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.