I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.
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Sorry folks, I'm a little hyped up, I was smoking a big, fat bag of crack right before the show, ahhh!
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I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.