Quote by Felipe Esparza:

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

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Felipe Esparza is a Mexican-American stand-up comedian and actor. He began performing stand-up in 1994. He won Last Comic Standing in 2010. Esparza has hosted a weekly podcast called What's Up Fool? since 2014.

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