My friend just told me he thought I was easily offended. I just can't believe he said that.
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It is our swan song, and winning kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now.
You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.
I am sometimes referred to as Excuse Me in an annoyed tone of voice, because apparently I am in the way. I am so sorry. I am supposed to be some sort of mind reader, I guess. I am moving out of the way now as slowly as I possibly can. I am doing this and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I am at two with nature.