2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.
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Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
The Statue of Liberty really is profound, I just wish she'd lighten up a bit.
So I was watching all the Katrina coverage and I got really angry at... Christians who didn't pray hard enough... It's their fucking fault. First off, they needed to pray against the people that were praying for Katrina to hit, because New Orleans is a den of sin and iniquity; an area where gay people dance! But now they have to pray double, and if they had just put that little effort up front, we could've avoided all of this. I think it's time we take a lesson from history, and return to human sacrifice.