I'm the Hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!
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Funny is an attitude.
Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"
Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?