Quote by Flight of the Conchords:


I'm the Hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!

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Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand comedy duo composed of musicians Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. The duo's comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series that aired for two seasons on HBO.

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Funny is an attitude.

Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic." "Traffic, huh? How do you think I got here; helicoptered in!?"

Do transvestites have to dress up for Halloween or do they pretty much qualify from the get-go?