Just want to do something special, for all the ladies of the world, and the girls... Carribean... Parisian... Bolivian... Eastern Indochinian... Reptilian... Presbyterian.
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Quotes by other comedians
I don't believe any particular ethnic group is smarter than any other group.
Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
If you’re a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.
We didn’t have a ‘baby-proof’ house. Sometimes a 2-year-old with a hammer woke your ass up from a nap!
I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.