Quote by Flight of the Conchords:


"You need to work on your people skills." "Shut up, Bret."

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Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand comedy duo composed of musicians Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. The duo's comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series that aired for two seasons on HBO.

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I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!

New book on Malcolm X says we don’t know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

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