Quote by Flight of the Conchords:

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

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Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand comedy duo composed of musicians Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. The duo's comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series that aired for two seasons on HBO.

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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

I have found that - just as in real life - imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.

Another time we watched this morose, spiky-haired open miker do his entire set laying down on the stage. I guess it was his way of saying, "Fuck standup." From his supine position he mostly did dumb puns. After a couple of minutes my sister turned to me and threw her hands in the air, "I don't get it!"

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.