Quote by Flight of the Conchords:


Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

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Flight of the Conchords are a New Zealand comedy duo composed of musicians Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement. The duo's comedy and music became the basis of a BBC radio series and then an American television series that aired for two seasons on HBO.

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