Quote by Frank Caliendo:

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

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Frank Caliendo Jr. is an American comedian and impressionist, best known for his impersonations on the Fox Network television series MADtv, and as the in-house prognosticator for Fox NFL Sunday. Furthermore, he is a recurring guest on the Pardon My Take Podcast, presented by Barstool Sports.

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