You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
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My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912... well, to make a long story short...
Lady, I'm just a nigga that loves titties.
You know what causes sexual thoughts? I'm gonna clear the air for you tonight. I'm gonna end this debate, hopefully once and for all while on this planet, 'cause outer space awaits our presence, we are better and more unique creatures than this and all eternity is our playground, so let me go ahead and clear this one issue up once and for all and let's move on to real issues. Can we? Great. Here's what causes sexual thoughts. Ready, drumroll: having a dick.
Where I grew up… in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide… you know, everyone was too unhappy.
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.