Quote by Frank Caliendo:

Without Brett Favre, they wouldn’t have Brett Favre, and that’s what that’s all about.

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Frank Caliendo Jr. is an American comedian and impressionist, best known for his impersonations on the Fox Network television series MADtv, and as the in-house prognosticator for Fox NFL Sunday. Furthermore, he is a recurring guest on the Pardon My Take Podcast, presented by Barstool Sports.

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I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it’s a weird thing that people keep trotting out.

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.