It’s better to play to the host as though in a real conversation and let the audience listen in- which they are.
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I visit Fox News every now and again, and it’s nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.
I'ma beat the puberty outta ya! You ain't gonna see it coming.
They always say the Miss America Pageant isn't a beauty contest, it's really a scholarship program. If that's the case, why don't we just put all the contestants on "Jeopardy!" and pick Miss America that way? At least you get the smartest one.
I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.
Couldn't we have just sent Saddam a mad cow burger and a Paxil and been done with it in, like, '03?