Quote by Jim Carrey:

Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.

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James Eugene Carrey is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, writer, and artist. He is known for his energetic slapstick performances. Carrey first gained recognition in America in 1990 after landing a recurring role in the sketch comedy television series In Living Color.

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With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don’t have one for common sense?

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

I just knew it was time to leave that thing where it was. Even though I still occasionally think about it, I still think I did it the right way. It was the correct type of ending. By which I mean it came a little sooner than people were expecting...was such a wonderful experience for me. It wasn't even the thing I thought I was going to have a talent for. I just fell in with the perfect group of people and everything about it was sort of miraculous.

You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?