Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
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I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
I don't have time to live in the moment right now.
I think you sound like an angel, and everyone else sounds like demons.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?