Quote by Gabriel Iglesias:

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don’t ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like ‘this guy is ready to party.’

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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias, known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias or Fluffy, is an American comedian and actor. He is known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I'm Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy.

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My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.

When it comes down to it, we're really just a big ant farm with beepers.

Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.