Quote by Gabriel Iglesias:

I’m not fat. It’s just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

Comedian
Short bio
Gabriel Jesus Iglecias, known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias or Fluffy, is an American comedian and actor. He is known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I'm Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy.

All quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

Quotes by other comedians

Feeling in love and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.

I don't say, "Bless you." I say, "God bless you," because I'm not the Lord.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.