I’m not fat. It’s just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.
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Quotes by other comedians
Feeling in love and fear feel a lot alike. They both give you that anxious butterfly feeling in your stomach, a sense of excitement, and a general unease physically and mentally. It's easy to confuse love with fear.
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
I don't say, "Bless you." I say, "God bless you," because I'm not the Lord.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.