Quote by Gabriel Iglesias:

I’m not fat. It’s just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

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Gabriel Jesus Iglecias, known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias or Fluffy, is an American comedian and actor. He is known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I'm Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy.

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If you suspect your baby may be a problem drinker, please call my cell phone because he sounds fun to hang out with.