I was born when my dad was 50… It’s weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We’d go to the movies, we’re both getting discounts.
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die. And then some. Mum, there is nothing to forgive. You gave me life. And, hey, you're not crazy anymore. Everybody thinks I am. Real funny, mum.
I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.