So drug dealers don't find it funny when you ask for a receipt?
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Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.
You might be a redneck if you wear someone else's work shirt.
Go ahead, dumb people, be offended by a joke that doesn't have a plausible premise.
Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who’s really into you.
Women my age just don't turn me on. That's another problem with getting older. I took out an older woman the other night, and I mean old. I told her, "Act your age." She died.