No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
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Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
I guess the lesson to be learned from the church is that while homosexuality is a sin against God, molestation and rape, well... they're just sins against a child.