It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.
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Quotes by other comedians
Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, "Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank?" Never got a dinner!
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were separated from the women, but they both came together to not enjoy what I was talking about.
It's a cup... with dirt in it. I call it a cup of dirt.
When I first found out that I was going to win this award, I tried really hard - to care. And then I realized; we are all here tonight, because of a common love: me.