Quote by George Lopez:

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

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George Edward Lopez is an American comedian and actor. He is known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture.

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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.

A friend is someone I complain to about my other friends.

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.

Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear that their parents are going to live forever. Showing up at your house at weird hours of the night, smelling all funny, with a bunch of their friends. "Hey boy, this is Harold, Cecil and Dicky. Dicky lost his wife about a year ago. I hear Erin made cookies. Where can I put my shoes ?" If that doesn't scare you, you're not human.

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes!