Quote by George Lopez:

Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!

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George Edward Lopez is an American comedian and actor. He is known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture.

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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball-gown.

You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, fuck it.