Sarah Palin is Latina. Pay-leen. She has an infant and a grandkid the same age. Latina!
Quote by George Lopez:
Quotes by other comedians
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball-gown.
You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, fuck it.