You know how Mexican restaurants always have “border” in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn’t do that to black people: Kunta’s Kitchen or Shackles. They don’t do it to white people. You don’t see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel…. oh, nevermind.
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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.
My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There's candles in the car. You go 'Is that dangerous?" and I go, Yes... but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my cars on fire. You go, "Aziz, your cars on fire. Aren't you upset?" I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, No. I knew this was gonna happen. And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.