Quote by George Lopez:

Life is too short to not have an orgasm every day.

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George Edward Lopez is an American comedian and actor. He is known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture.

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Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid.

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.

I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason.

There was a big study in Boston, Harvard, a big medical test. Rats would rather starve than not do a Quayle joke.