In general I believe in treating everybody nicely. I just think everybody doesn’t have to be an asshole. I just don’t understand why, because everybody wants to make it so badly when it comes to the fame and money, everybody turns to shit. I believe you can actually make money and be cool.
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You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
Revenge is for the weak so I have settled my vendettas with all of the kids who made my early life a living hell.
You might be a redneck if you've ever used a weed eater indoors.
I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it raining?" "Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk". Here's your sign!
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