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Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

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Godfrey C. Danchimah, Jr., professionally known as Godfrey, is an American comedian and actor who has appeared on BET, VH1, Comedy Central, and feature films, such as Soul Plane, Original Gangstas, Zoolander, and Johnson Family Vacation.

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Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?

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If my brain hadn't shrunk, I'd be insulted.