I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.
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Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.
I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done.
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes... dies.