Quote by Godfrey:

In the locker room. Some dude is staying a conversation with me. "Hey not while you're drying your nutsack".

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Godfrey C. Danchimah, Jr., professionally known as Godfrey, is an American comedian and actor who has appeared on BET, VH1, Comedy Central, and feature films, such as Soul Plane, Original Gangstas, Zoolander, and Johnson Family Vacation.

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