'But he was so great!’ Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation.
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The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.