Quote by Greg Behrendt:


'But he was so great!’ Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation.

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Gregory Behrendt is an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name.

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