Quote by Greg Behrendt:

There`s nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you`re busy or just want to flirt, but it`s hard to have any real interaction over text. In the buffet of communication, text messaging should be a side dish, not the entree.

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Gregory Behrendt is an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name.

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You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?

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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, "How's it going with that girl?" "One day at a time, man."

A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!

I don't do these things to be mean, I do them to make money.