If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.
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The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience.
It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have pot in the glove compartment?
Listen, Pocahontas, unless you put your ear to the ground, you'll never hear the buffalo comin'!