Quote by Greg Fitzsimmons:

Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.

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Gregory Sebastian "Greg" Fitzsimmons is an American stand-up comedian, writer, producer and radio host. He hosted The Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Howard 101 until December 2018.

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Today my alphabet soup spelled "UGH."

I went to the White House, met the president... We in trouble. (on Reagan)

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It's something they reserve just for me.

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.