Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.
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You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, and he went on dope adventures, and if anything got in his way, he’d just pee on it.
Honest or not, in what world is a 35:1 leveraged position sane?
I used to sell marijuana to my son’s mom’s new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.
Man, what a rough night I had. My inflatable girlfriend ran off with my air matress.
I don't think that's a cute accent on dudes - the French accent. It makes my vagina shut like a steel trap. I mean, thank god for that other hole.