Quote by Greg Proops:

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

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Gregory Everett Proops is an American actor, stand-up comedian, voice artist and television host. He is widely known for his work as an improvisational comedian on the U.K. and U.S. versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself.

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don't want to have children.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

Daniel Craig is having the best week ever and I don't even know who the fuck he is.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.