It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
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Quotes by other comedians
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
I started out in this industry with standup comedy and it got me to the movies, but it’s something I love to do and it’s something I’m enjoying coming back to.