Quote by Greg Proops:

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

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Gregory Everett Proops is an American actor, stand-up comedian, voice artist and television host. He is widely known for his work as an improvisational comedian on the U.K. and U.S. versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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