Quote by Greg Proops:

They celebrate Thanksgiving in England, by the way. It’s called “Fuck off puritan!”

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Gregory Everett Proops is an American actor, stand-up comedian, voice artist and television host. He is widely known for his work as an improvisational comedian on the U.K. and U.S. versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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