Quote by Greg Proops:

I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I’m sorta stuck with this now. It’s a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.

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Gregory Everett Proops is an American actor, stand-up comedian, voice artist and television host. He is widely known for his work as an improvisational comedian on the U.K. and U.S. versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.

In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.

People tell me "hey if you quit smoking, you'll get your sense of smell back." I live in New York City, I got news for you folks, I don't want my fucking sense of smell back.

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, "This is art, and you can't do it."