If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.
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Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in January. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with Congressman Gary Condit.
If someone took the ‘F’ letter off me, I’d be ucked.
Where the fuck do I live? That is a pantry.
We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head.
Are there glass shards in my anus?