Quote by Greg Proops:

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

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Gregory Everett Proops is an American actor, stand-up comedian, voice artist and television host. He is widely known for his work as an improvisational comedian on the U.K. and U.S. versions of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

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Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in January. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with Congressman Gary Condit.

If someone took the ‘F’ letter off me, I’d be ucked.

Where the fuck do I live? That is a pantry.

We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head.

Are there glass shards in my anus?