Quote by Iliza Shlesinger:

This isn’t a bra, it’s body armor. And this isn’t make up, it’s war paint.

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Iliza Vie Shlesinger is an American comedian. She was the 2008 winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing and went on to host the syndicated dating show Excused and the TBS comedy/game show Separation Anxiety. In 2017, she briefly hosted her own late-night talk show called Truth & Iliza on Freeform.

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