I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.
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I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.
Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.