I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.
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My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
I'm going to be putting together a tour, where myself and some like-minded comics go out.
There's a song out now called Ain't Nothing Going On But The Rent. So when a man asks a woman Hey, baby! What's going on? The woman will say, The rent, motherfucker!