The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
They strip search you in jail. Dudes sit in the booth and looks up my ass. Right away I’m thinking, "What in the world am I going to put up my ass that I'm gonna use again?" Like I’m supposed to get inside. "All right. Who wants gum?"
I'm going through a humbling experience these days.
You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the world! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets... supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.