You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?
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I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But... I'm a loving, spiritual person.
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts.