Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
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Life can be a bitch so at least try not to fall in love with one.
I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up – God, what a night that was!
I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.