Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
Where did you go to finishing school? On a pirate ship?
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.