Quote by Eddie Murphy:

You're gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fucking with me.

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Edward Regan Murphy is an American actor, comedian, and singer. Murphy was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1980 to 1984. He has worked as a stand-up comedian and was ranked No. 10 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time.

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